RuPaul's Drag Race 2-3 "Country Queens"

In which the pilot for Drag Survivor is shot, Raven  gets all cunty and thinks she's better than Mystique because she isn't fat, Lazy Good-For-Nothing Tyra remains as cunty as  ever and thinks she's better than everyone by default, Mystique gets even more fuel for her skinny bitch persecution complex, Jessica conquers her limited English proficiency and no one cares, and while the split jump makes yet another appearance, its timing is just way off.

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RuPaul's Drag Race 2-2 "Starrbootylicious"

In which the queens are forced to be hustlers rather than divas, but not hustlers. Because a diva is the female version of a hustler, except when a ho is the female version of a hustler. It's RuPaul's fault for mixing her gay slang with her hip-hop slang at an inopportune time, okay?

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RuPaul's Drag Race 2-1 "Gone With The Window"

12 drag queens compete to become "America's next drag superstar." Most of them are insufferable bitches, two of them are uppity cows despite looking like melted wax and Death, and one is Topher from Dollhouse. Also there are dresses made from curtains and a Lip Synch For Your Life that is Un. Fucking. Believable.

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Content: RuPaul's Drag Race

I've spent most of my "career" as a recapper doing kid's shows, because no one really recaps them. Of course, I do watch other things on TV because I'm [REDACTED] years old. RuPaul's Drag Race is one of these.

I went through my phase of hating anything reality TV-oriented (of course that was back in the day when reality TV was new), and I recognize that the people who read my crap might not necessarily be interested in reading recaps of such a competition. In its defense, all I can offer is this: RuPaul is nice, and funny, and any competition in which eliminations are decided by lip-synching contests is just worth watching. Especially when it involves wigs being torn off and Mortal Kombat-like dance battles. Trust me - RDR is just frickin' amazing.

Content: Power Rangers

The Power Rangers franchise has always been an easy target to make fun of, but after 7 years of writing scathing reviews of the show, I flatter myself to think that I do it with a certain flair. This show has been part of my life since I was 13 years old - kind of like an STD that won't go away - and it's where I got my start as a bitchy recapper.

It's been reduced to fuckhacked reruns now, and it may or may not return to producing new episodes and series. But until it does, I may occasionally feel the need to vent my wrath on the many years' worth of episodes I have yet to review.

And Why Should I Read This? A WDIWT Introduction

Greetings.

My name is ASLogan, and I have an inexplicable addiction to cartoons and kids' shows. I am also *mmphhmmf* years old, and therefore have absolutely no right to still be watching this sort of programming. And yet I do, and find myself ranting and raving at the illogic, idiocy, shameless pandering, and other infuriating qualities I find - partly because I'm an entertainment connoisseur with a practically useless Radio-TV-Film degree, and partly because I'm a raging bitch who enjoys writing scathing and inappropriate television reviews that make people giggle.

Some of you may be familiar with my earlier work with the Power Rangers franchise, on another blog called PRWP. Others may have found your way here because...well, I don't know; maybe you're sadists or you did something bad and are being punished. In any case, welcome, and I hope what you find here gives you at least a little laugh.