RuPaul's Drag Race 2-7 "Once Upon A Queen"

In which Raven almost has her perfect day at Tatianna's expense, the racism line is sorely tested with Jujubee, Pandora takes some seriously out-of-line shit from Santino and responds admirably, which is apparently the story of her life, Jessica gets craaaaaaaaaaazy drunk on Absolut Berry ASAYEEEE! and Tyra wants you to believe that she used to be a mean, arrogant bitch. The same way that Mel Gibson used to be an anti-Semite, or Scientologists used to be out of their goddamned minds. Naturally.

RuPaul's Drag Race 2-6 "Rocker Chicks"

In which Raven's delusions of awesomeness actually work in her favor, Tatianna finds an outfit that is unflattering *and* trampy, Sahara pirouettes one too many times, RuPaul, Merle, and Santino's idea of dressing like a rocker is biker/rookie S&M bitch gear, Tyra doesn't know any musicians who have not previously been associated in some way with Beyoncé, and Jujubee chokes, hard. Which is especially bad, considering that this is a singing challenge this week.

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RuPaul's Drag Race 2-5 "Here Comes The Bride"

In which Lazy Entitled Self-Deluded Good-For-Nothing Tyra goes too far and gets her dumb ass exposed, no one really shares Sahara's particular fantasies about her gay wedding, even Pandora gets dangerously close to being on the verge, a useless twat with a stupidified name and a fondness for mixing period costumes invades the judging panel, and Team Resident Evil gets a nickname just in time to be torn apart.

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RuPaul's Drag Race 2-4 "The Snatch Game"

In which Pink has no personality, Lady Gaga's fashion sense is tame, Kimora Lee Simmons is...also there...Beyoncé really has a droning bass voice that makes you want to kill yourself whenever you hear it and disguises herself as a drag queen in her spare time while also paying her secret identity's bills, a six-pack of tube socks can sell for over $10, and RuPaul goes out of her fucking mind on drugs because she may have been confused with Paula Abdul.

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