Sunday, August 1, 2010

Rookie Blue 1-2 "Mercury Retrograde"

In which even the show's foreshadowing is anvillicious, one of the supporting cast training officers battles Vampira for the title of Top Bitch, Nash gets offended when people truthfully call her a slut and give her obvious gifts like hooker knives, Ephramstein specializes in low blows in addition to being a psycho with a badge, Diaz is still a prettier and infinitely more tolerable Elizabeth Hasselbeck, McSuepants is a Martyr Sue, and the Toronto police look so good at their jobs because the criminals they deal with are equally as incompetent.

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